Coin new words

glark!

the parched and gluttonous high resulting from eating too much ginger all at once

clear and lucid like a flute note on a cool sunny early fall day that seems stolen from some mountain trail above Santa Fe

1. Adj. Humorously miffed at the absence of a reply which hasn’t realistically been given enough time to happen N. impsazzlement, sad puzzlement due to impatience: syn BOREDOM.

the way you feel when you can’t think of anything new

Same form as the noun, in keeping with the annoying trend of the decade.

Usage: “Meme me.” (Hit me with the cool new idea your brain’s being used by.)

Or, if you’re Susan Blackwell, “Teme me.” (Perpetrate upon me the cool new manifestation of technology you’re being made obsolete by.)

Then there’s “to googlememe,” the hip 21st-century way to brainstorm.

To “googleteme” would be one way to say you’re visiting the Apple store.

1. To engage in a mass panicked exodus which results in many dead. 2. To throw one’s self into the water to drown, to commit suicide by drowning.

(I submitted this neologism to Collins’ Living Dictionary It is on appeal, awaiting a review board).

the void within, when you are playing yahoo games really really really late at night to forget the fact that your most important friendship is down the drain.

yeah.

the voim…