Stab someone in the eye

I just want to stab someone in the eye, cuz people can be sooo stupid.

Yesterday while preparing Easter dinner I was ordered to poke potatos several times with a fork. Now and then I would hit one in the eye. I never said someone didn’t include Mr. Potato Head.

In Europe after dealing with rude waiters, people who felt it socially acceptable to shove, and people smoking in every conceivable type of building or means of transportation, I now feel the need to perform a random act of stabbing.