Okay, so this does sound rather strange seeing that more people would like to “Bang Jake Gyllenhaal” or “Have Sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.”
But for me, I think a hug seems more fit. YOu look into his soulful eyes, his boyish smile, and you just think to yourself:
Gosh, why ya gotta be so cute, Jake? Gimme a hug, damnit!
Ahhhh, that sweet warm embrace…That sweet long hard warm embrace…that sweet long hard warm NEVERENDING embrace.
ummm, yeah, I think you get the picture.
; )
Feb 11, 2007, 05:44PM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments
Jake is just one of those guys… he kinda looks like a puppy.
I know this is stupid and ridiculous, but I honestly think he has that puppy dog thing going on, you know, when a dog just gets into ‘beg’ mode and all you can do is squeeze him, hehe.
I bet tons of people think hug is not at all what they would want to do to Jake (do might be the word, really.lol), but that’s what I think of when I look at him.lol
It might also be related to him playing pained characters… :D
Mar 19, 2006, 04:49PM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments