Give a really good massage

really good? :)

the dewey decimal code for books about massage written on my arm but my trip to the second floor was unhelpful as they were all from the 70’s and looked like the sort of thing you’d use for tips on massaging your granny.

I found what I was looking for eventually though, on t’internet. Yayalla!

_{in an sortofrelated note, I just got a sponsored link which reads “Christian Love Making? Thrill Your Wife. How Christian Husbands Make Love Better.” :D}