I had never been so extremely Angry as I was at 3 AM that morning. It had been a Long Day already, and the Bright Lights of the Rest Stop were a Crutch against the Shame I was feeling. The rage made me feel Unwell, but it was no Disease causing The Burn that would not Stop. I had thought I was going to be Lonely No More, but it was all a Bed Of Lies. That was my Downfall, believing the Last Beautiful Girl that I trusted. All I Needed was a Push in your direction. I didn’t think I deserved a Girl Like That, and now I Feel broken and betrayed. I’m Fallin’ To Pieces because I didn’t know you were a Problem Girl. I remember when I told you I loved you. I said “You’re So Real, when I Am An Illusion in the Real World.” So This Is How A Heart Breaks? I Busted in on you and Kody. We didn’t Argue, but nothing would be Ever The Same. I watch all the Black & White People move through this Mad Season, wondering When The Heartache Ends and the healing begins. Damn, I feel Cold and Fallen, knowing that You Won’t Be Mine. I want it to be Back 2 Good, but If You’re Gone for good, my Soul is Bent. Was that The Difference between you and me? Can you just Hand Me Down and Leave me Hang in the wind? All That I Am would never allow Something To Be so cruel between us. Now My My My anger burns while I wonder how Could I Be You? While you’re with him, do you even care about Suffer Me? I guess not as Now Comes The Night, and I long for my Streetcorner Symphony.

I’m moving this to complete but will do again. I’ve not had a challenge from Cathibeth in ages, and only Des challenged me after my last request for challenges, so I’m going to make room on my list for new goals but at the same time will do this if someone wants to throw me a challenge.

I’ve got a test this week in my paramedic class, but I’m open for a new challenge if someone wants to propose one.

Your artist is:

Carl Douglas

Your theme is:

The Oregon Trail

Bonus points if you can have someone repairing a wheel on a wagon.

Under Pressure, I’d taken Des’s kids to an Easter Egg Hunt at the Local Roller Rink. I must’ve been Stone Cold Crazy to agree to it because I was going Headlong into trouble. It all started when I lost her favorite chocolate cake recipe. She’d gotten it from Las Palabras De Amor in Barcelona. I could tell from her Body Language that I was Living On My Own. Being The Great Pretender, I lied to her. But she said “You Don’t Fool Me!” I wanted to make like The Invisible Man while waiting for the Hammer To Fall. She had One Vision, and by her Innuendo I could tell that Friends Will Be Friends but a man can’t come between a woman and her Crazy Little Thing Called Love of chocolate. She wanted me to take them to a Bicycle Race, but the Seven Seas of Rhye overflowed the course. So Now I’m Here watching the Fat Bottomed Girls roll around on their skates while they Play The Game. I Want To Break Free but I’m just a Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy and can’t leave them stranded here. Ouch! Another One Bites The Dust. That has got to hurt. There’s a pile of kids in the corner calling out “Save Me!” The Rink Manager is spouting that “The Show Must Go On!” while I’m Going Slightly Mad. In a Flash I have a Breakthru as I reach into my pocket and find the missing recipe. I feel A Kind Of Magic come over me as I bask in The Miracle. This Killer Queen spies the recipe and tries to grab it from me, but I push her out of the way and say “Don’t Stop Me Now” as I make my way to Des. “I Want It All” shouts the transvestite as she races after me on her roller skates. She had friends who formed a barricade in front of me saying “We Will Rock You!” “I don’t think so,” I say as I Play The Game. With a quadruple toe loop, I knock off their wigs and they moan “Let Me Live!” As I passed them, I heard one say “These Are The Days of Our Lives.” I finally reached Des, and out of breath hand her the recipe. “I was Driven By You to get this back.” I though she was going to go Radio Ga Ga or even have a Bohemian Rhapsody, but she said “oh is this the recipe I gave you? That’s just from Betty Crocker.” I drop to my knees feeling like there’s no Heaven For Everyone. Then I hear the killer drag queens coming up behind me chanting We Are The Champions. No longer queens without their wigs, they’re now Princes Of The Universe, and they’re about to kick my arse. I look up at Des and say “No One But You can help me now!” She smiles at me and says “You’re My Best Friend, but It’s A Hard Life, sucks to be in your roller skates.” Well, Who Wants To Live Forever really?

Your challenge is

R. Kelly

the theme is Michael Jackson.

Your challenge is…

Louie Armstrong

the theme is

Your sister in labor with her 12^th child.

Okay, so I encountered this while searching for things to cheer for Cathibeth and did one on a whim. Now I’m being challenged to do them and the goal even has my name in it! Now that’s respect. That’s even better than getting Cathibeth’s 10,000th cheer because that’ll be forgotten. Having her create a 43Thing just about me, that’s forever! Or at least until we both get bored or too busy. =)

Your challenge band is

Nickleback

your theme is

Walking through a flowery field with your dog and you come across a couple doing whatever you’d like them to be doing…

You have 24 hours to complete this paragraph. Enjoy!

Your New Artist is….

New Kids On The Block…

Theme….

A drunken night out on the town…

You have 24 hours to complete this paragraph. Enjoy!

;)