not go bald

i had long hair a while, cut it short, grew it back etc.
i had some hair loss, i heard that that a normal person looses 100/day, well i dunno, i noticed it mainly when i showered, my hands were full of hair, my forehead was getting wider (that is a process of maturing i guess) so i shaved it all off, i keep it pretty close now, maybe it will get better, anyway if i do go bald some day i`ll just paint the rest red and i`ll wear a funny small hat for the fun of it(a while), a “haircut” does not define me as a person, so i`ll just try not to care much about it

I need to treat my hair….ASAP!!

We should start a support group….. I’m pretty much screwed myself.
I’ve got the receding hair line from my fathers side and the dramatic balding from my mothers, so not only will I go bald quickly but I’ll look hell-funny in the meantime, my friends laugh so hard they cry, i mean, i cry :(
‘Boingk’ is right, enjoy it while we can, I think i have about 30 seconds left LOL

I am doomed. But there are sexy bald men, right? Bruce Willis??