do something crazy

After seven years in hell, leave your home and everything in it to your bi-polar/manic depressive wife, pack a bag, drive 1258 miles to be miraculously reunited with your X-girlfriend you haven’t seen or spoken to in 23 years. Fall in love again like 23 years never happened and live happily ever after. Check! Next?

I’am at a place in my life where I am unable to “do something crazy” but wish I could. In three years this march I will fulfill this dream(s), and I am looking for ideas. I’ve done some pretty crazy things and unfortunately I have set the bar high. I’m am looking for a life altering challenge and am excited to see where that will lead me. IDEAS?!

My life feels to boring and predictable. I want to do something crazy and exciting to help shake this empty and boredness I’ve been feeling lately. I’m going out of town next week to visit a friend. I’m thinking that might help by giving me the perfect opportunity to do something thats not part of my everyday life.

I don’t think crazy has to mean irresponsible or dangerous, but I want to do something because I want to and not care what others say. I want to step out of my perfect safe comfort and do something that makes me excited for the day! I’m not sure when the moment will come, but I hope I can actually take the opportunity when it comes!

For my nights…

what’s life without some fun eh?

would break any rules, its crazy for me (and most women agree) I got ONE FOOT cut off my hair and into a bob. It’s so not like me to step outside of the box, but I did and it’s a HUGE change (one foot, you can imagine how long my hair was). So I’m having this down as completed as it’s crazy for me

hanging out with my friend Kay, I started to think oh man I havent done anything SUPER sweet in a while…. so we did the following things

1. Made Jello (the ultra fast way using ice cubes and a handfull more sugar as to make it bounce like the commercial)

2. Ordered Pizza (with no money; see how resourceful you are when the pizza guy shows up and you try to pay with monopoly money)

3. Dress up like a mafia boss (also very effective for getting free pizza)

4. Throwing snowballs at cars (in a school zone allows them ample time to give you their true feelings)

5. Check on jello

6. Eat something SUPER SPICY (by this time the jello is set and you have no pizza so are very hungry)

7. Pick a new religion (we chose Unitarian Universalism…its a cop out but man is it good times)

8. Research what a key grip is … then watch your favourite movie…when the credits come up tell everyone that your friend is the key grip and find out what his name is… then every other time you watch that same movie pretend you know him…maybe add him on facebook

9. Go to walmart, go to the simease fighting fish section…take them out of their containers and add them to a near by fish bowl…come back in 20 minutes and see how they are doing…

10. Try to stay at walmart for an hour… try on girls pjs if your a boy…. try on boys shoes if you are a girl

11. Start a band (if you have no instruments try making your own… rubber band guitar… the spoons… build an entire drum kit from pots and pans….

12. Find a sweet name for your band (best done by pitching a tent in your living room, getting your best friend to sit in the tent with you and then try to refer to the time you said you two would never talk about again and then follow the 3 word rule; ex 6 before sunrise, naked tiffany couch, mac cheese puke)

13. Stop trying to figure out things to do and knock on your neighbours door and see if they are doing anything…

14. make your own voodoo and a hate list (be creative)

15. make a friendship bracelet or necklace out of cherios or mac and cheese and give it to someone nearby, your friendship should last until you eat it

16. tribal paint your face…some weird things happen when you become RUFFIO THE GREAT

17. make up an indian tribal name and do everything the CHEIF BIG BEAR COUGHS A LOT would do

18. stare at the stucco on your ceiling and make pictures…acid helps if you arent creative

19. find something that you can REGIFT, wrap it and give it to the guy that lives across the street from you… ask if he likes movies and if he would like to watch one with you (have a sweet movie in mind so that the fun can keep on going)

20. PEPSI + MENTOS = good times… preferably while you are in the bathtub and alone… wear something nice..

21. do one of those things that you always tell people that you did when you were a kid (remember when you made those little boats and floated them down the curb and raced them….)

22. eat something thats alive

23. make a condiment sandwhich

24. pack for an adventure, and go to the nearest mall and take the employee only doors and follow every open one until you get thrown out…

25. cut your own hair

26. catch a squirrel

27. give the squirrel to a friend if you are successful

28. try to do at least one thing from this list without being like “no thats so lame im having so much more fun just sitting here reading these lame ideas”

29. wash your clothes in the dishwasher

30. jump at least 5 fences and spend time in a yard that isnt yours…thatll get your heart going…

31. play tag with someone that doesnt know they are playing tag..”YOUR IT” RUN….

32. call a modelling agency and book a time to go in and see how hot you are…you might end up as an ugly extra in a vaginal warts tv commercial but at least youre on tv

33. go to the dollar store, put on a tiara and convince the cashier that you were born into royalty and that it was on your head when you came in ( MY NAME IS SIR MILO STARBUCK OF LOCK AND YOU WILL OBEY BY THE QUEENS ORDER)

34. order water in a restaurant wearing pirate gear, leave when you cant keep a straight face anymore (just before that moment is key for the mystery of your new character)

35. move all cutlery and dishes to different drawers and cupboards to see if your roomates or parents get screwed up… it will be at least 5 minutes of laughter watching them get screwed up…. remember to laugh out loud so they know you did on purpose and secretly they are on your voodoo hate list

36. call EVERY single number in your phone and say IS URCELLA THERE?

37. prank calling is just good times and is never done enough…fake surveys are always good “Im calling from the tiling foundation of calgary and we are just wondering what kind of flooring you have in your house? oh really tile? i have carpet but have this huge stain from this party i had last weekend, do you like parties? what age group usually comes to your parties? have you ever thought about inviting the guy that lives beside you? does he know how nice your flooring is? i need to get rid of this carpet it is really destroying my abilty to party. thanks for your time.

38. is the jello done yet?

39. find a newspaper and cross out your horoscope and rewrite your own whatever you thing might happen… then make it happen…. leave the newspaper incase someone finds it and its their fortune too

40. send love emails to everyone in your family…they need to hear it more… and it might get you invited to a dinner

i went to the phillies victory parade. The parade started in center city philly and made it way to the ball park. Center city and the public transportation was crowd. It was just crazy place to be today and i was a part of it.

So, quitting my jobs, picking up and moving to Perth, and going back to uni full time is pretty crazy on my scale. Though I’m not sure it’s crazy enough. Might work on this one.