You feel overheated and it’s only seventeen degrees outside.

I’m in the car and I could roll down the windows, though… Hm. 4 months ago

Too little, too late did my dad decide to call and ask me where I was.

Just got a haircut, Dad. Why?
Oh… You wanna shovel the drive way? You’ve probably already driven over it three, four times today, huh?
Yeah… There’s no way.
Well just shovel where you drive on it.
I drive on most of it. I might as well shovel the whole thing in that case.
Well sure, if you want to!
I don’t.

I told him I wouldn’t – after all, one of the few things he does around the house is use the snow blower, and since I’d already packed it down he could do it. But when I got home I decided I’d show him, so I start shoveling anyway. I probably got… A fourth done when my mom comes out and tells me to screw it. While I had a point that I wanted to prove (what, I don’t know) I was aching and tired already. That snow is some heavy crap.

So shoveling stinks. Thankfully I didn’t do the whole drive way, otherwise I wouldn’t be at work complaining about it. xD 5 months ago

D’you know how scary it is to drive when any second you could be yanked into the ditch?

One of the few craptastic things about living in the country: by the time the plow gets to your house, you’re already gone and packed it down on the road.

Phooey. 5 months ago

Unless they’re sliced up on my dinner plate.

I don’t know why I suddenly thought of this… Comes of browsing through entries I suppose.

When I was a lot younger my mom and I went to a friend of her’s to hang out… For some reason. I don’t remember why. And she lived a little ways out of town and owned horses, some cows, etc. So I was outside while they gabbed, giving the animals company.

From time to time she let her turkeys roam around the yard. I figured I’d wander over and say hi or whatever my young mind was thinking, and suddenly they started chasing me around the yard! I hadn’t even made it to them yet when they spotted me. I ran for probably five minutes before remembering there was a perfectly good house to go hide in. They followed me up the porch and gobbled at the door.

Frickin’ buzzards. I can’t even handle being around chickens too long, now. xD 5 months ago

I say dreams, but in this case it’s more like a daydream. I’ll wake up in the morning and just lay there with my eyes closed, and suddenly this amazing story plays out inside my head. This morning it was partially similar to one I’ve had before, for some reason involving a guy who gets younger briefly and sounds like Vic Mignogna (I probably just butchered his name, my bad D: ).

But the crappy thing is, as soon as I open my eyes, it’s all gone. The bit I described above is all I remember.

The stories are always fun, exciting, and unique, and being someone who wants to write books, it really frustrates me that I can’t ever remember them…

3;

Is there anyway to keep things like that in your mind longer, if not forever? I wish I had the ability to record every thought I had—that would make this a whole lot easier. 8 months ago

when no matter what position you’re in, your neck hurts like mad.

It’s-a making my brain hurt! :P 10 months ago

Alcohol. 10 months ago

What do you know, you surf the net and find stuff that reminds you of other stuff. xD

I was reading something about German chocolate and it reminded me of these chocolates my… I think great aunt Lily brought back with her from Germany. She ran into my dad at the bar or something and said, “Here, share them with your wife.”

So my mom was checking them out when he brought them home. “Ohh,” she shuddered but had a big grin on her face, “these have liqueur in them.”

I forget why type of liqueur it was but she described it as tasting like lamp oil.

“Can I try one?”

“Honey, I dont think you’ll like it. At all.”

“It’s chocolate, how bad can it be?”

She snorted and handed me one.

I’ve smelled lamp oil before, and it did taste a lot like it. Ha-ha, I thought I as going to be sick from it!

So… The chocolate was good but the boozy center kinda ruined it for me. 11 months ago

When people are late.

Not that I’m one to talk, I guess.

But when your boss has you show up for work at 8:30 and is roughly 15, 20 minutes late, and it’s damn cold out…

Well. God damn it. 11 months ago

Getting angry or frustrated.

More often than not it makes me feel sick to my stomach but I don’t ever get sick, and my head starts to pound, but I can’t really do anything about it.

Gah, I guess it frustrates me to get frustrated? It’s like a vicious cycle. 14 months ago

I’m so tired my eyes start to water and no amount of tissues help what-so-ever.

And then people think you’re overly emotional/crying/are weird.

I’m sorry I’m so tired, dammit! It’s not like I want my eyes to be red and teary. D: 16 months ago

the feeling you get when you drink or eat something cold and it freezes your teeth and gums.

It feels so weird! And it hurts! D: All of a sudden that’s been happening to me again lately. if I knew what caused it I would definitely prevent it! 16 months ago

being so paranoid all the time. It’s exhausting and frustrating but I just can’t stop myself anymore.

I just have to think of everything that can possibly go wrong and then dwell on each and every thing, and it drives me insane! I need to find a way to stop this, but I haven’t the slightest clue on how to go about it. 17 months ago

People who cut in line. D:<

Askadfgn geez people, we’re not in the grade school lunch line anymore. 18 months ago

being ill.

I want to shoot myself in the face, I feel so crappy right now. Blech. 18 months ago

“That time of the month.”

I don’t think I need to go into any more detail. 18 months ago

I hate extreme temperatures.

I’ll stick with cold over heat any day, however. But otherwise I just hate it. Gimme a day where it’s 60-70 degrees and I love it.

It’s only 30-40 right now, but damn is it cold! D: I don’t like it! 18 months ago

You get a hold of someone and they respond to you at first, but then suddenly never get back to you even though it’s been over a week. D:<

I mean, I need to get this article done for our school newspaper; it’s not a little flight of whimsy conversation here, Sir, I need to actually talk and interview you! Fwah! Throw me a bone, here! 18 months ago

You fracking bugs!!

I don’t know how, but all these damned bugs are getting into the house and flying in front of my face. It’s pissin’ me off, and what’s worse is that I can’t seem to hit them whenever I try.

I just end up hurting my hands. 3;

Dog-gone it. 20 months ago

The smell of water and junk when someone gets out of the shower.

My brother just took a shower and the water smell is stinking up the house.

D;

It hurts my nose…! 20 months ago

People when they drive at night with their bright lights on and they won’t turn them off for you, but you can’t flash your lights at them in case it’s a cop.

D< It hurts the eyes!! I could end up going in the ditch or hitting a deer! Especially out in the country; them’s dangerous roads. 21 months ago

A teacher (let alone one that is supposed to be more-so closer to the students considering what her job is) can manage to completely spell my name wrong, when in the email she sent me she has to look me up, BY NAME (which is spelled CORRECTLY), and then manages to spell it like this:

Breanna

When it is supposed to be like this:

Briana

I ask you, HOW do you screw up the spelling of someone’s name when you spell it right not a second beforehand? And it’s right in front of you for reference?

D:< 21 months ago

I can’t remember anything from my childhood.

Every once in a while I’ll be chatting with someone and something will come back, or it’ll just randomly hit me, and I’ll be like, “Oh… I can’t believe I forgot that!”

I’m not sure if I have something wrong with me or what, but I feel disconnected from myself. Or something like that. I just feel like a part of me is missing along with those memories, and I have no idea how to get them back.

Maybe I have Alzheimer’s or something… 21 months ago

cameras can’t pick up things as good as my eyes can. It’s so frustrating when I find such a pretty outdoor scene, or the puppies are just being their cute little selves, or who knows what, and the camera ends up making it look dumb. It’s either the lighting or… hell, I dunno. :P

xD Cameras can just be a pain in the butt. 21 months ago

I ask my brother to do something extremely simple – from going to take out the puppies (“I’ll be out in a minute, I’m getting them water, okay?” “No, I don’t want to!”) to running to the neighbors and giving them their mail that the mail man accidentally gave to us today (“Why don’t YOU do it? I do EVERYTHING!”) – and he makes it seem as though I’m asking him to cut off his arm. Or murder his puppy.

I’ll admit that I don’t jump on everything right away when he asks, but I don’t give him lip, either. I just sit there for a few minutes and then get up, but he has to blow it out of proportion, and by the end of it we’re both infuriated and cussing like sailors. And this is EVERY. TIME. I. ASK.

Sometimes I just want to punch him in the face (or elsewhere…). But then I’d be the one that gets in trouble. :P

Fffff this is mainly a rant. D: 22 months ago

I do things like this and people get the wrong idea.

I’m not meaning to be pessimistic, I just feel this is a good way to get some anger off my chest. Or something like that.

So this is either an “I hate when people jump to conclusions” or… well, maybe that’s it. 22 months ago