I officially had the most hilarious pervy dream last night. I woke up part LMAO, part turned on, though mostly amazed that my brain could even make that up. I would so never have thought of that awake. Brilliant stuff. So wrong haha. 1 week ago

Wish I had a phone to phone my mobile phone when I can’t find it. Preferably not mobile. Otherwise I’d have to have another phone to phone the phone I normally use to phone my other phone… 7 months ago

Great job at this since falling in lurve. Somehow. I guess I figured being confident about the natural me would make me more confident in general. 8 months ago

^{Succeeded in not shaving for two weeks, I only got a haircut (at a professional) so as to make the beard look less scraggly (thanks to hair being the same length on the back/sides of my head). Unfortunately, I cracked and shaved the beard today. It looks good but now I know without that “equaliser” it’s going to be hard not to obsess on body hair and eyebrows again. Well, I’ve left my eyebrows alone so far but I’m already torturing my body hair again. Which I really shouldn’t be doing. I saw my back in the mirror recently and realised the skin looks awful from all the shaving, even though it’s been weeks since the last time. Doesn’t particularly make me want to get naked in front of someone, let alone enroll at the swimming pool to get in shape and help feel better about myself like I intended to.}9 months ago

I’m resurrecting this goal (not the “unrelated entries” part but the actual “leave my eyebrows alone” part). Today I stumbled across many photos of myself that got me horrified. I think it takes a photo for me to realise how nonsensical and weird the trimming I do is, for when I look in the mirror I focus on details instead of the big picture. I hate my chubby nose, which must be one of the reasons why I do so much trimming, to get a face more delicate than I believe I have or something. It’s silly for it probably just makes me look weird. 24/7, I tend to look at myself the way I want to look (and often end up feeling I look that way) rather than the way I really look, so the vision I have is quite distorted and looking at photos can result in pretty brutal realisations. I must seriously work on taking it easy. It’s not just eyebrows by the way, as I mentioned in other entries, I have a serious body hair obsession (even though I’m not super hairy to begin with). I do so much shaving that my body must be a mess to look at, and my skin, which used to be pretty much the only part of my body not giving me trouble, is now looking bad as a result of all the shaving. I get nice compliments on how I look every once in a while but I’m never sure whether they’re more about “natural” aspects of me or more about the grooming I do and clothes I wear. I have a lot of trouble balancing acceptance and the right amount of grooming, I seem to endlessly alternate between excessively manipulating myself and letting myself go altogether. How do you look at yourself objectively ? Is there any such thing ? 10 months ago

I’m 24 and still can’t do it right, I mean it looks fine but my face always burns like Mount Doom for the next few hours. Quite ironic that I’m addicted to grooming my whole silly body yet won’t focus on trying to do it properly. 12 months ago

Hollande said some unexpectedly wise things since the first round, at a time when you’d think the far right’s success would push him into saying demagogic things to cater to Le Pen’s voters. I never had a very high opinion of him but now I’m glad I voted for him and will happily do it again for the next round, the dude usually sounds so consensual that his opinions are as obscure as can be but it turns out he actually has some basic principles. Unlike the other guy. 13 months ago

That Breivik guy is such a dork. Everyone listening to his views and looking at his douchey beard, he must feel he matters so muh. They do him way too much honour. 13 months ago

Thank you, wikipedia, for spoiling the ending of the book I’m reading in a section of the article supposedly not dedicated to the plot. 13 months ago

Can you imagine that a party three buildings away is loud enough that I probably won’t be able to sleep before they all pass out in their vomit and decide it’s time to turn off their music whatever that is ? This society’s so moronic. The saddest thing is that those people will probably all be lawyers, traders and doctors in ten years, and in even less time they’ll be trying too hard to be like boring adults just like they’re trying too hard to be like teenagers right now. What the fuuu, can’t people just be people for a minute ? I actually feel like the cream right now because of how well-hidden the actual cream is and how vociferous the scum is everyf=-(inwhere I go. I mean what the F;ç{ is the point of playing your $#!+ so loud ??? How does that make you have more fun ? I’m still not over that concept. You’ll f*]~ up your ears, you stupid. Your miserable lives right now are negatively impacting those of exactly a whole neighbourhood, call it being cool, I call it supreme douchebaggery. Oh and Cotton Eye Joe is not a good song and never was, in fact it probably started sounding old the minute it was composed. So go adopt a child right now and donate some of your useless organs if you want to make up for half the bad fortune I’ve just wished upon you for daring play Cotton Eye Joe. And if you think I sound like an old fart, you’re wrong, you’re the one who’s a young c”n+. ^{Okay, so much for poetry.}14 months ago

me being bored at work 14 months ago

Apart from a couple of positive things that happened late in the evening (listed under my “think positive” goal), this evening was horrible. I worked in the small-ass shop again and had zero clients during the 5 last hours. They changed my planning at the last minute so having not anticipated that I had no book or anything and got paid to just sit there and give occasional passersby information on all sorts of things but the shop (which no one cares for), which is not my job. They should close that shop or make it more accessible (it’s hidden behind miles of fences), I think the people who run this place just don’t give a damn. They decided that it’s the most visited monument in the world and that they’ll make plenty of money anyway so it’s okay to have terrible service, unkempt gardens, no consideration for employees, a couple of restrooms for ten thousand people… It’s just quite risible to me.

Oh and f$!# accordions. 14 months ago

that I find myself chain-listening to Natalie Imbruglia for some reason and kind of enjoying it ? o_O 14 months ago

Hey ! Hey !

Oh Oh

Hey ! Hey !

Oh Oh

Guuurl

I said

Guuuurl !!!!

(autotuned bit #96)

Shake it

uh hu

What I’m trying to say here is I can’t stand hip hop and wish my coworker’s ipod would understand that. 14 months ago

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/46095129/ns/today-entertainment/

Most hilarious headline in the news ever ! Yes, it’s a headline in today’s NEWS ! It’s absurd to me but then again I’m from this weird generation that remembers when “BlackBerry” was just a fruit. 16 months ago

That’s how much I made for the shop in seven hours tonight. Just close the damned boutique already ! In the other boutiques I usually make about 50 times that amount. 5 clients in a day, that’s ridiculous, I just sit and wait between the freezing air from the door and the dry air from the heater. I even forgot to bring a book. They’d better not put me in that one shop again. So grumpy. 16 months ago

Today’s tuesday, my second day off, the equivalent of sunday for me. Last week was hell, lots of people, lots of work. I just got a call from a coworker saying there’s an “emergency” and asking that I replace her. Basically I can either say no and sound like an ass to them or say yes and have my $#!+ week begin this afternoon. So I said yes. But what a drag (plus knowing my luck I’m gonna be working with the evil one). Another coworker of mine told me once that he’s worked there for years but never gave them his cell phone number. I can see now how smart a move this was. I also got a call from them yesterday but I was smart enough not to have bought a phone charger yet. This is ridiculous, I’m already tired. This better not become a habit. 16 months ago

I swear every ad that shows up is about boots, used to be RPGs. Just when I’ve been looking for boots for the last couple of days, what a “coincidence”… 17 months ago

f$$$ you too. 17 months ago

patience is paying off ; been plucking less, trimming mostly, now I can see where things are going and I can actally pluck again, this time more conservatively, seems like the right balance between caveman and woman from the 30s. 17 months ago

f$$$ you. 17 months ago

Lately, my parents have been watching Cranford. Is it me or is it really super boring/corny ? I love history, costumes and stuff but I feel this is just a bunch of ladies with nice hats and baskets running around singing about windmills. ^{Then again I’m not actively watching the show with them so I can’t know for sure.} They watched something similar the other day except it was with Meryl Streep (you’d think the combination of Meryl Streep and a British accent is two things for jin to have the hots for but it appears both things cancel each other out). And I gave out an application to the new Marks & Spencer that just opened in Paris. So it’s British Week apparently. 18 months ago