stop farting

I am sooo sick of farting all the time. I can’t even go to the movies, gym or antwhere where I have to be in one spot for any length of time where I can’t escape my farts. It sucks!! 3 years ago

Farts are illegal but farts make this world go round. I like to pass till I pass out. March 28 is World Fart Day. Let’s do the celebrations. All you people out there just get it out. For World Peace let’s make some noise. 4 years ago

I am so sick and tired of farting. My farts stink every time, and I fart so frequently/loudly that it is embarrassing.

If anyone has any suggestions, other than using a cork..

Please mention/list these here: 5 years ago

Let’s face it: farts are funny! I never want to stop farting. It is a natural source of hilarity!!! 5 years ago