Watch every episode of MST3K ever made, at least once.

This entry starts with one of Servo’s cute hats:
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An indeterminately long jet refueling scene: “I’m going to the next plane. It’s got chocolate gas.”
Man boarding fighter jet: “the sign says don’t step on top rung, how am I supposed to get in”?
In one of the interludes, Servo and Crow imitated the in-air refueling sequence, Tom’s Hover was the jet nozzle and Crow’s nose was the nose of the plane. Hilarious.
Co-pilot making notes after flight: “failed to yield, F-”, Crow
A plane goes up with a bomb in tow, “Oh, look the plane is pregnant” Mike, “ooh,,,a little baby plane.” Tom Servo
I know, I’ll signal them with my deodarant.
Crow also gave a great Sister Mary Elephant reference.
“King Friday has arrived, I must say I’m a rather expressive puppet.” Tom Servo
“Yes, we’ve traded a million kid’s quality education for these planes” Mike
Bomb lands with a plume of dust in a hillside: “Look, it landed on PigPen!” Crow

“Mr Robertson”, ....are you trying to seduce me? Crow.
Plane is crashing…..”I’m running out of alt”, as the gauges are shown.
The villian takes off in warm, well, tepid pursuit.
Northwest could fit 200 people onto on of those planes…
“Boy, people are opening up a lot of beers up there.” ..to the sound of guns cocking from rooftops
You’ve got mail--> pattern baldness….Tom Servo
How’s your ketchup empire? ..as a character named Mrs Heinz enters the scene.
The time warp scene: “Hey, let’s fly through another spirograph drawing!”
“That moss sure is taking a lichen to that tree”,,Tom Servo

Check out Tom Servo with his Jonas Grumby (the skipper) hat:
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man looks up to celing: “a lot of pencils stuck up there”
whenever this fat guy showed up, Tom Servo kept making multiple fart and burping noises. That never gets stale.
Fat guy: “I’ll have what I’m having (scene with him in restaurant)
man wipes away smoke in the area, “damned, trendy cigar bars” Crow
Tablets come down from the sky: “Here are some more commandments I forgot”
Restaurant is named “The Place”. “We hired a consulting firm for 1000’s of bucks, and this is what they came up with”? Tom Servo

narrator talking about a river tributary,,,,”his name is tributary?” crow…
group is in a Southern gun shop: “you wanna contribute to our fund against Northern aggression”?
every movie from the South is going to thank a trailer park at some point,,,Crow..

and my favorite from Tom Servo as the three people tracking the creature via a radar on a computer screen, seeing the blip getting ever closer to their camp, “why don’t you just type in, go away”?

“just look at your chariot license”
look, it’s an army of porta potties/giant chess set/leftover airplane pieces….
one guard was telling the others what gate they should guard….”Dick, you take Watergate”-Joel
Hercules bent some bars underwater, “He’s getting the bends” -Joel
“I look like Lucy/NO, I look like Lucy” as two soldiers with red hair duel it out with swords.

“Hey, are there any Danish left?

“Moe, Larry, & Horatio”
“This place could use a shrub, hell, even a stick would cheer it up.” Crow
“Scrooge!”,,,oh, wrong movie,,sorry.
Gertrude and the King exchanging glances, “we totally rule, man.”
lights->camera->soliloquy
“My Uncle’s got a great ass, no wonder mom’s into him.”
“Hey come on, you wuss, I didn’t cry after I killed your dad.”
“New King Claudius with kung fu grip.”

space crew takes woman away from native cave man:
“Darn jocks taking away my girl, I’m going to leave the chess club.”
As a group of prehistoric natives appear with spears, Joel sings (to the tune of the Monkees): “they’re too busy spearing, to put anybody down.”
Prehistoric man’s name is Tang, cut to a kissing scene between him and Linda (space crew member): “Wang/bang, thank you Tang.” (By the way, there were numerous joke references to Tang the breakfast drink, you gotta believe!)
“Dont just do something, stand there!”
“Yeah, you two disposable characters, wait here.”
Man falls into swamp, gurgling heard….”Is it primordial soup yet?”
Crew is walking through the jungle, Joel shouts, “Gilligan, Skipper, Wrong Way, Japanese guy (two characters that appeared in one Gilligan’s Island episode) Actually; I take that back, Wrong Way appeared in two episodes.

I agree with R8. I don’t like Larry (Joel Weinstein) as the voice of Tom Servo at all.

Man readies himself for spacewalk, is standing at the door:
Tom Servo: “I gotta go to the bathroom.”
Crow: “Aw, go in your suit.”

Narrator voiceover about how one of the scientests on the trip to Venus is working tirelessly on a machine that frees all the astronauts up from normal, everyday tasks:
Crow: “like acting”

One Japanese man comes on to the landing of the spaceship:
“Godzilla!, ooh, wrong movie, sorry.”

Man falls into pit on Venus, full of metallic hopping droids, man attempts to leave:
Crow: “come back, we have yet to taunt you, we are the planet of novelty items.”

And my favorite one of all, a blinds like screen covers up one of the rooms on the spaceship:
Tom Servo: look, they’re Venutian blinds (the movie referred to the Venus inhabits as Venutians.)

I especially liked the interludes. Mike singing the corny love song with overlays of Crow trying to put out a fire on the ship.
Mike summarily ignores all these pleadings and keeps on crooning. In the end, Crow says, “we put the fire out, I guess we’ll go make natchoes now.” To which Mike immediately puts down his guitar.
Loved Tom Servo’s fireman cap. Always love his cute little hats.
There was a “bobaloo” croaked when bongo playing was shown. Love “I Love Lucy” references.
“She took 3 pounds of heroin, and just fainted.” Crow..
An “Eat” sign is shown,,,”they forgot the “Me”“

The movie itself with it’s gross caricatures of spiders was funny enough.
Evidently, this season there was an entirely different voice for Crow, and I didn’t like it at all.
I cannot remember one particular funny quip. I definitely prefer the other host to Mike, and that Pearl chick that was one that season isn’t funny either.