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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there
in the first place…...smack his butt again!”

If you don’t laugh at this one, there’s no hope for you

To cheer this ASAP!!

EDIT: Done!

I am home! YES!! I survived the gauntlet and came out relatively unscathed all things considered.

I got this great email from one of my girlfriends. It was titled “You Know You Grew Up In the 80’s if:” Some things really cracked me up!

• You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton
  TOTALLY GUILTY

• Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy
  ALL THE TIME

• You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
  LOVED THIS GAME

• You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The Ramona books.
  SUPER FUDGE – NUFF SAID!

• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
  SAD ADMISSION: I WAS TOTALLY INTO HIM DURING THE THRILLER PHASE

• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
  SHE WAS A WHORE, LOL!

• You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
  TOTALLY COOL UNTIL YOU SWEAT-EWW!

• After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”
  I LOVE PAUL REUBENS EVEN MORE SO AFTER HIS XXX MIS-ADVENTURE :)

• You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
  I ALSO REMEMBER MY ET SKATING OUTFIT I WORE EVER SO PROUDLY WHILE I DID MY THING

• You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks
  TO BALANCE MY BIG HAIR ONLY, LMAO

• You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
  IS IT JUST ME OR WAS HIS NOSE KIND OF PHALIC?

• You know all the words to Bon Jovi – SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
  AND I’M A BETTER PERSON FOR IT, HEEHEE

• You owned a banana clip.
  IN TONS OF COLORS

• You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
  GUILTY

goes to Chewie

Goes to Ellie

goes to This very sweet member of 43things

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I logged in & found this in my completed goals list:

hacer nuevos amigos
5 people Worth doing!
team of 25 1 entry

I have no freakin’ clue what it is or how it got there? The 1 entry it says I made is nothingness. WTF?? Can anyone shed some light on this bizarre occurrence?