Rob a bank

This is one of those things that would be really cool, but I will probably actually NEVER do! But I think the planning and such would be great fun. Also the money would be pretty nice too!

its good

this is a joke/fantasy… but i did rob a liquor store last year…

I love heist movies, but it’s all about the clever planning, the puzzle-solving aspect, all that, really. Maybe if this goal was “plan the perfect bank heist”, I could still be down with it, but as constructed I’m really not. So. Bye bye.

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If I were to rob a bank.
This is hypethetical how ever you spell it. If i ever ask you to help me rob a bank, after reading this the answer should be no ;) so… that being said..

If i were to rob a bank i would start with a discise. Now most bank robbers were masks or stockings to conceal (this will be full of typos and improper grammer.. so get off my back about the grammer coughamandacough :P) their identity. But whats better than concealing your identity? Changing it. I would make my skin color look that of an African-Amarican.. or what ever the terminology is now a days. My eyes are already brown. Also i would dress in not baggy, but stuffy clothing. You know, like a Black ski coat to conceal my weight.

Now i stand about 5’11”, right under that 6’ mark on the doors of the bank entrance. There for, i could change my height to “Over 6’ tall” by wearing boots that are to big and stuffing them to ad a few inches. and my tobogen would be stuffed on the inside to add some hieght.

And i would walk with a limp.. i would have to practice it of course.

On a local Hill, I would dig a small hole to hide the money in. and a bigger hole to hide me in. Make them far apart. I would were a strong cologne. You might think, well the dogs will find you easier. No, i would Prescent a bunch of other places on that particular Hill with the same smell, Far apart.

Now before the bank robbery, here is the hard part…. I would need to steal a car. Not just any car, an Old person’s car. They keep the car’s very clean. I would have to hide the old person in the trunk during the robbery and void them of any cell phones. It would have to be someone with out much family so no one inquires to the police about why the person can’t be found.

Not that the police would be a problem anyway. see also before the robbery, there would have to be some distraction. you know, to get the police away from the bank. for instance, I would hide a bomb in the school yard. No one would get hurt, but police would go. A bomb blowing up anywere, the police would go. Then Blow up any road that could Lead back to the city. Also have the police station rigged with some sort of explosive, or some way of disabling all the police cruisers. I wouldnt forget about the sheriff’s Depts and any Helicopter that could be used. Also blow up any roads coming from the Law enforcement stations as well as anyroad coming into town from adjacent citys. Make sure to time all this when no Highway patrol are in the city.

O i almost forgot, latex gloves are a no-no. sure I dont leave finger prints… at the scene, but the gloves, and the box they came from do.
I would steal cotton gloves (and a pillow case) from wally world that way i have no purchase history of it.

Now that i Have the law out of the way, im set to go. Normally people would ask a friend to help them, and then they would kill that friend afterwards. But i like my friends to much, and they are linkable. If I use a friend as a pre-planned hostage, the tapes will show premeditation, and all they have to do is find out who the dead hostage knew. So I would just pick a Random hostage. Preferably an lady, but not an old lady and not one with heals. Both tend to slow me down.

I would simple Lay the pillow case on the counter. On the pillow case in marker it would say “Fill ME Fast” Then take my hostage at gun point. The attendant will get the message. I would stand in a corner so i couldnt get snuck up behind by a Random Hero. I would NOT shoot anyone unless i ABSOLUTY Had to, but if i did, I would make sure my Barrell to my pistol was a different one than I normally use, and i would use an Ammo i dont normally use.

Now that my pillow case is full, I will take my hostage to the parking lot. And no i would NOT take them with me, No one has EVER had a hostage and used them successfully in a plea bargin. I would leave the bank in the opposite direction i wanted to go. Then make my way to a Blind part of the city, “not many cameras” close to a wooded area. I would release my tied, gagged and blinded senior citizen. then I would torch the car with gas.

After this i would make my way to my hidding spot. Inside my hole would be a bucket of water to wash the blackness off me and a change of clothes. I would torch my old clothes and boots to. then, find MY car and drive away. When i got home i would shower to get the cologne off of me, and it being a cologne i never used before, it would be untracable. A couple days later, go and see if my money is in the hole. If it isn’t, it had a tracking device…. mehh… oh well.

Also, if i were to rob a bank, I wouldnt post this !! hehe.
my email = skittle_boy_green@yahoo.com
msn = craft_brandon@hotmail.com

property is theft!

non-violence is the best way. you can do anything you want, but if you kill fuckers the rest of the fuckers will be more motivated to catch you.

I plan on robbing a bank where I live because its a small town with hardly any cops and then run to a different state.
I need more people to do this with me though.

Something to do when your gonna die. I would choose a non-violent approach and dig a tunnel.

small town 1000Mi Away
2-3AM
use a pickaxe or a maul to break through vault walls.
small town banks don’t have super renforced walls

hi friends i want to know the equipment used to cut the thick iron wall love u all