Discover a parallel universe and settle there (this world sucks!)

Okay, so being a philosophy major, I know that there are parallel universes that exist out there. And while I went through my solipsism phase, I have accepted the fact that I’ll never be able to control my own fate in this universe and remove myself from it. There’s no magic mirror that I can step through, or secret portal that I can just stumble upon. While I am giving up on this goal, I can live happy in the knowledge that somewhere out there, there’s a universe where I’m buff, rich and married to Lisa Hartman, Parker Posey and Madonna all at the same time legally.

Okay, so growing up I was introduced to the concept of parallel universes by DC Comics who had Earth 1 and Earth 2 and Earth S and Earth X and Earth 3, etc.

I really liked the concept, and learned more about it in college as a philosophy major.

I keep wondering if I would be more productive, more happy, more something if just one event in my life changed.