be random

Ha, this should last u a week

SUNDAY
ok… so i was running, and i came across a cow, cause i was in fiji, and then the cow started running with me cause i was in america, and then the cow offered me a bahanger, & i said wtf?? then the cow said a sausage cause i was in australia… Man, that horse took me all around the world!!!

MONDAY
If u r in a elevator, the 2 most random things u can do are putting an empty box on ur head & pressing every button, or bring a chair in with you, and reading a newspaper!!! I have done both, and recieved very strange looks!!!

TUESDAYAHHHH i have run out of randomness wow i didnt think i would run out this easily which leads me to talking about my cushion it is circular and blue notice how this is one really annoying sentence wow this is random hey whats ur favourite color mine is couch i like them!!

WEDNESDAY
I saw you at the park, did u see me, i was the one in the horse suit!! my bottom was Xena, warrior from the north wimboldon planet!!! you may have recognised her from her shoes, cool huh!! I enjoy randomness, it humours everything in my sandwich!*

THURSDAY
miss mary mac mac mac who dressed her cap cap cap with mexican doorknobs doorknobs doorknobs all down her *hhmm RASBERRY SLURPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And oh yeah, she died of knob poisoning!

FRIDAYOOOOOOOH 25% of the world want to BEEEEE random!! Watever i want i can do with a little randomness and then chickens hump like ribs gertrude and mona lisa is PREGNANT!!!!!!!

SATURDAY
Oh just go back to imaginations people, u r interestingly RANDOM!!! OMG bagalandastincaloginabestoricauniopas (MA LOONG WORDA!!!) bye

Being random isn’t about having ADD (so anyways, about that green puppy omg pudding!) or about saying a lot of seemingly random things in one entry, but rather finding the perfect time to scream something that everyone knows but nobody remembers until you say it. Like Pincushin or oregano. saying it louldy can help, and in the middle of someone’s sentense is better. but only when they know you well enough not to hate you. Don’t plan too far ahead, or else you totally defeat the purpose of being random. and people can tell. and then you just look stupid.

Yes, that is all.
I love cottage cheese.

im like totally random and like yeah. lol

oh and heres sometin 2 prove it….

Therapist = The/rapist… really creepy aint it? it
kinda reminds me of waffles. omg! i luv chocolate!
woooot! go me! yay! bunnies 4 all! omg im like so
totally sad… lol oh well at least im having…
omg Orlando Bloom is liek soo totally hot!

yes, i have completed being random =)

So yeah about that, horray for puppies and candy apples, lets all go and ride a mechanical bull and eat rootbeer and butterscotch floats…yeah i’m bored, leave me alone…hA! what an oxymoron…COUCH! and by couch i mean chair, and by chair i mean seat, by seat i mean eat, by eat i mean peach, by peach i mean beach, by beach i mean fun, by fun i mean sex, by sex i mean COUCH! yeah i’m pretty random…so yeah about that…funny story…the cat was shaved when i got here i swear…yeah his tail is in the other room…don’t ask…

Her name is Yvonne. I actually went and introduced myself to her and asked her name today. She smiled and said most people don’t care to ask. I told her I’d never forget it:)

The problem with randomness is that it allows for accidentally saying something apropos. Many people who aim for randomness should be cutting out the middle dealer and going for non-sequiturs instead.;)