First there was a payload of bombs. And we got rid of that fucker Saddam. So what if there was a bit of collateral damage. It’s not like there’s anything to do in Iraq. Next we’ll bring in the baseball with our Cleats for Iraq program. (No, I didn’t think of it.) Then we’ll show them what it’s really like to be scared. Imaging trick-or-treating the streets of Bagdad. They won’t even need to dress up.
We shall not quit our job until it is finished.
