Cheese!
3 years ago
I bought £10 of fancy cheese from my local delicatessen and during the week I partook of it before going to bed, I had some great dreams:
I invented a new type of snowmobile that went 200 miles an hour on rolled up snow.
I escaped from the Pope’s casino in Iraq as a mouse.
I took LSD and then drove my car through wooded lanes with everything melting and swirling about
If only my real life was that exciting. I wouldn’t have remembered them without having pencil and paper next to my bed and writing them down right after I woke up.

