Randomly drop quotes from Smiths lyrics into everyday conversations

I visited my grandmother, and she told me to choose something out of her glass collection to take home. But then she said my choice was promised to someone else. So of course I had to burst into song…

I want the one I can’t have
and it’s driving me mad
It’s all over, all over my face

At least she has a sense of humor about these things. She said it was a beautiful song. 6 years ago

what is your favorite Smiths album, and what is your favorite song on that album? Now throw in your favorite quote from that song…

The Queen Is DeadThere is a Light That Never Goes Out

and if a double-decker bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
such a heavenly way to die 6 years ago

And in my best Morrissey singing voice (which isn’t very good), “That joke isn’t funny anymore.” The joke really wasn’t funny. Why do people think it’s amusing to push meat on you when you don’t eat meat anymore? “Are you sure? Wouldn’t you like some seared flesh?” Hahaha, no I haven’t heard that one before.

Now it would have been funny if someone had started singing Meat is Murder as they ate their chicken drumsticks and pork chops, which I was thoughtful enough to cook for them since the birthday boy likes meat. Ingrates.

But I forgive them. 6 years ago