one day eat so much pizza , that it is impossible to eat any more

last week i went to pizza hut and ate 9 large stuffed crust meat-lovers pizzas. mystomach was rock hard and i gained like 12 lbs from it. I love eating so much, i want to weigh over 1000 lbs just because i love food so much.

i ate over 5 large pizzas from dions!i was so full that i had to un buttion my jeans, unzip them, and pull them down a couple inches to let belly room! im definately doing this again! its so fun!

Yesterday I ate a whole pizza. I’m pretty sure I could not have had another bite! I actually had to undo the button on my jeans.

I might do this again someday, it was really fun, though I did feel REALLY full.

Oh Lordy! Methinks I gotta go to a monastery to lose weight. So hard when yer wife is a great cook. Or maybe she’s trying to weigh me down so’s the other women won’t be lookin’ so much, eh?

Pizza is lovely … in moderation. All you can eat is dangerous.

This “thing” is one reason I’m trying to lose 35lbs now.

Don’t try this at home (or a restuarant – that’s even worse as you have to get home somehow – believe me I know).