volunteer for a dangerous mission

pretty much, this one was my lifechanging decision. i chose to pick God over everything else, and spread his great word. many people have either disowned me, or are put off by what i say.

but all of this is ok, because what i am spreading will also change your life.

-marty

OK… it wasn’t all that voluntarily,... and it was just dinner at my Monster In-laws, I mean Mother In-laws!!! But it is just about as dangerous as going to the front lines naked , with a target tattooed to your chest, and various flashing lights indicating your vital organs, and the words ” HIT ME!!” on your forehead !!! Trust me… I am not kidding here….

The mission will involve a perilous mid-air fist fight with a polar bear suspended from a helicopter.