Buy another shower head.

You’ll notice that this is a ONE function shower head.

Perfect.

One turns on the water and the shit comes out.

Perfect.

Yeah, it is plastic. Well, that’s what they had, whatd’ya want from me?

Perfect.

...which means it’s easier on the heating bill.

(A bargain at only $1100…sigh…)

I guess I didn’t make myself clear when I went froogling for a “shower head.”

I just want one of those things like at Motel 6…you know, non-adjustable, pretty good amount of water flowing, what…$10 or so?

Instead, I get a list of choices for cost. I click the “over $700” button, just to see what the hell kind of shower head could cost that much.

I’m going over to the little neighborhood hardware store and pick up a regular, old fashioned fucking shower head.

Sigh…