learn how to burp

I try and try, but I just don’t know how to burp. Any suggestions?

dude i need to burp like that help me.

I know how to burp. :-)

I have never been able to burp.
About once a year I will suddenly burp but never know it’s coming and usually very small.
Am now 40 and plagued by indigestion and would really like to be able to get some gas out!

hm this is kinda hard to teach; I’ve learned it in primary schools, so some years have passed.

Ok. A statement which is true is, that you should swallow some air. And then release it like a regular burp. But the process of swallowing is hard to explain;

Remember the feeling when you burp? You have to do ‘the thing’ with your mouth to let the air go out. The same thing has to be done to make it go in. You breath in, and then do that. I also noticed my belly muscles ‘contribute’ when breathing the air in.
Hope this helps…

and remember, don’t drink before trying, the results aren’t pretty ;)

i don’t get this website, i thought you (girl who finally learned to burp) would post how you did it and thereby help others do the same. When i click on the “i want to learn to do this” thing i get nothing.

so how did you learn to do it after that time?

after almost vomitting on myself, chugging glasses of water, swiping gas crystals from the hospital, and tons of people trying to explain it to me (“you just do it. it comes up.”) i finally learned. and it never gets old. i can’t do it on command though… and i still have to swallow a little air to get it out, but still. sounds better than the gurgling it used to be.

when i try to burp, i just end up making an odd gurgling noise. i’ve been trying to learn, but i almost ended up vomitting.

REALLY infuriating. I try and try but alas – just can’t do it.