stop cussing so much

:D

so i havent stopped completely but ive cut down a lot. like instead of saying ‘fuck’, i just say ‘eff’. ill eventually put up one that says stop cussing altogether.

when my mom asked how my optometrist appointment went, i said “i got a new prescription for my right eye. i’m glad it isnt so fucked up anymore”

i don’t think i’ll accomplish this goal too soon

I’ve considered doing this…but there’s that thing in you that doesn’t want to quit and thus, doesn’t want to have to pay. (How do you get your quarters in the first place? I wouldn’t have enough. And then who do you give the money to?)

My main goal was to quit while I’m driving…but what am I going to do, wrestle a quarter out of my purse after getting mad at that bleepity bleep to drop it in a jar on the floor, thus making someone else cuss at me. Hey, if we all did this, we could solve the worldwide poverty crisis. Just think—the road would be full of bad drivers and clinking quarters or lots of nice drivers. NICE!

It seems like every other word out of my mouth is fuck. habit i guess. I am going to put a cuss jar in my house and add 25 cents to it every time i say that word. Probley be very broke, well see..

i fucking blow ass at accomplishing this damn goal.