Garin Wind is makin moves, or tryin to
Anyone up for marriage? Not sure what I have to bring to the negotiations, but I’d love me some EU citizenship. Dutch would be neat, but I’m open-minded. Hmm, let me think. I’m a damn decent cook, though I’m a vegetarian; I’m very skilled at rolling blunts, especially fat ones; I’m an articulate conversationalist and an enthusiastic copulationalist. Oh! And I even clean up after myself. Any takers?


