drink less bear

I grew up with the Hamm’s Beer Bear, and I’m particularly fond of Oscar’s Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.

Which is good because I hate the malt flavoring they put in that hairball remedy.

Drink less bare! I think I should drink more bare, myself. Any takers?

Bears are really hard to suck through a straw. The little paper umbrella looked funny though, but sticking it in the bear got me badly mauled.

remember kids: friends don’t let friends drink bear and drive!

I have never had a bear in my life!

I guess the best way to quit, is not to start.

There are no more bears in my neighborhood, I guess we finished the last of them over the weekend! I have to tell ya though – there’s nothing better on a hot day than a newcastle Brownbear Ale, and I agree, it sure does pack a bite. Oh well… out with the old, in with the new.

I’d like to drink less bear, too.
Their fur keeps getting stuck in my teeth.
I kind of prefer the black bear over the brown or grizzly.
The black bear doesn’t have as much of a bite.