is actually 32 ounces. In light of this, I drank two thirty-twos. I think that more than counts.
People doing this are also doing these things:
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the first time i ever drank i had a forty to myself. never really been the same since…
Malt liquor is the alcoholic equivalent of dirty bathwater. Just don’t do it.
I ended up drunk as a skunk the last time I drank a forty. Never again. Never again.
yakuza who has missed me?
Back in college, we used to get 2 40s and chug the first one. It is challenging, but it works!


