list 43 men I'd have in my harem

I’ve seen a number of his movies and enjoy them. I think he is beautiful, and for whatever reason, the fact that we are about the same height appeals to me.

I would request that he speak to me only in Spanish, in hopes that my language skills would improve.

How could I miss him? He is so hot to me.

Okay, so he may or may not be jailbait, as was hotly debated in the line at the womens’ washroom after seeing New Moon tonight.

He’ll be 18 eventually, and at that time, he is free to join my harem.

Who couldn’t use more buff, half naked men in their lives?

I don’t even think he needs an explanation.

Every harem needs a “noted fashion photographer,” right?

I would like to have him photograph me, and I think he would make an interesting addition to my harem.

I like the roles he chooses, and his good-looks do not hurt. He seems like he would be a good conversationalist, and I imagine he would play nicely with his other harem-mates.

In 1993, at the ripe old age of twelve, I received three CDs for my birthday: Nirvana – In Utero, Alice in Chains – Facelift and Pearl Jam – Vs. And such began my love affair with grunge rock and Eddie Vedder.

I have seen Pearl Jam perform countless times, and with every set, I admire them more and more. This is not grounds to add the entire band to my collection of men, though. For me, its Eddie Vedder who steals the show.

My favorite live moment involved a very cold show at Alpine Valley, WI in October of 2000. If memory serves me correctly, the not only did three encores, but Eddie brought out a few bottles of wine and shared them with nearby members of the audience. My brother and I were not close enough to partake in it, but we did rock out for the entire show and jumped around enough to stave off the frostbite.

My harem’s resident badass. Samuel L Jackson deserves a spot in my harem because he’s cool, he’s an accomplished actor, and he seems like he would have good stories.

Oh yeah, and he did Snakes on a Plane, which while horrible, cracked my shit up.

Welcome aboard, SLJ.

I’ve always had a thing for Desi guys, and Kal Penn furthered this when I first saw him in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. I typically don’t like what I consider to be stupid comedies, but this one did it for me, and I have to admit that the attractive Asian males helped.

From what I have read about him, Kal Penn seems like a cool guy. I liked him on House, in the Harold & Kumar movies, and in the Namesake.

And funnily enough, my sister-in-law thinks he bears a striking resemblance to my husband.. if not for the two-day age difference, they could be twins.

This man had me hooked on his words by age seven, and twenty years later, I have not yet outgrown him.

His sense of adventure, his wordcraft, and his melancholic aura all lead to his being placed in my harem.