It’s says I’m “doing 43 things” but if this was true then I’d be doing Viggo Mortensen right now, which I’m clearly not doing. I’d prefer to be doing that. I’d prefer to be having sex with Viggo right now in fact. But that is not the case. And as the case may be, it is very unlikely that I will ever be doing anything to do with sex with Viggo Mortensen in this short life…
Unless Viggo somehow reads this and decides that he must have sex with me, in which case pigs will most likely also be flying. The more likely scenario upon his reading this would be his calling his attorney to find out about getting protection against me. Not that I’m a stalker, which I probably am, but that he seems to want protection from all women. Perhaps he really is gay. Forswear such a possiblity!
Ok, off to bed now…
