I now own skates :) they’re cool.
I haven’t skated in them because I am a little bit scared… 3 months ago

I got home to a note from the courier saying they had tried to deliver a parcel, I know for a fact it’s my skates…:) 3 months ago

A while ago I was asked if I would be interested in forming a Roller Derby team, I said no.
I’ve changed my mind, luckily the girl in question hasn’t formed her team yet and now it looks like we could do it. The only problem is- I can’t skate.
But I couldn’t row either until I formed a team, and then I learned to row and we got bloody good at it and very fast. Soooo now I’m going to learn to skate. Then kick ass.
I’ve ordered some skates from the UK, I suspect it will be a few weeks before they get here, but then I can start! :) 3 months ago

say -Oooohhh Bug@#, Bug@#!!!!

It is like a smooth movie… There I am gliding along on my roller skates on the beach skating rink on a Saturday evening with hordes of people watching. Me, the only adult amongst kids, average age being 5. Aannnnd suddenly, to the accompaniment of a collective groan moi lands plumly on my butt!

Okay, to anybody reading this- If you are planning to try roller skating, It HURTS when you fall ona a cement floor!!!

Being cool or rather thinking you are a cool mommy, you can’t learn… To fall down, get up and say Ouch, rub your hiney shamelessly, and then glide away in time for the next fall needs guts. But my daughter coming over and screaming loudly “mama, shall I rub your bu**y?”

Priceless to the collective English speaking lot watching me. Siiiiggghhh 22 months ago

Last time I went I was awful, falling all over the place, but this time I just did it. 23 months ago