think first before doing or say anything

I think i should learn to think before i speak because i confess my secrets and secrets of others to people that have bad thoughts. Oops!

To avoid a lot of problems in my life, i have to do this!

do this goal
have got myself into trouble just going by gut feeling… need to slow down and play the game the people want… sad but true

lost friend bcos i couldn’t stop myself

in the cubicle next to mine calls his wife at least 5 times a day. Why this gets on my nerves I don’t know, but so far I’ve resisted saying something. Oh, my mind revels in the opportunities that exist.

“Hey, ask her what she’s wearing.”
“Tell her I lover her too.”
“It’s not the dress that makes her look fat, it’s her body.”
“She better have dinner on the table when I get there!”
“Remind her that it’s the second Wednesday of the month and I’m really horny this time.”

It was harder than I thought….. sometimes I think first, then sometimes it just caught me off guard and there goes my compulsiveness…. and the sad part is people judge you coz of that one thing you said, and you, not really meaning what you just said in the first place… coz you werent thinking!

Once, during a class about invertebrates, slug anatomy came up in discussion. These kids were in 6th grade so I thought they could handle slug sex. I didn’t get too graphic and all, just enough to get the idea across.

When the class evaluation came back from their teacher it mention, “TMI about slug sex” ? Even if I had a lot of time to think about it I still would have mentioned it. It’s a fascinating subject. Here’s a little bit from a biology book.

“During courtship, two slugs will circle each other … with both partners engaged in ritualized bouts of lunging, nipping, and sideswiping with their tails. The two slugs may also display their disproportionately large sex organs. The great grey garden slug’s penis is nearly half its total body length. In fact, penis size is reflected in the scientific name of one banana slug species: dolichophallus—Latin for “long penis.”“

You know I didn’t mention any of that even though I find it fascinating. What guy wouldn’t be envious of a slug? HALF AS LONG! HALF!!!!!!!! Why did the higher power give such a gift to slugs? I ask you? Why?

I don’t think I’ll ever accomplish this goal. The best I’ll ever do is be cognizant that I do it and manage to control it most of the time.

Ok, so I’m not thinking about writing this before I write, but why can’t I find pretty, interesting women like I see on 43 things and not where I live?