get my Christmas shopping done

I have a habit of putting things off until the end, so I need to start early thins year.

some barbie clothes for my sister…a frog knick-nack for my dad…a new purse for my dad’s girlfriend…socks for my grandfather…a book for my grandmother…a sudoku book for my aunt…mario golf for my uncle…a box of oatmeal for a friend…and I have to find something else for my best friend.

So today, well technically tomorrow, I’m going to go shopping with my mom so I can finish up my shopping, well besides getting her the computer we’re going to get her. But other than that my shopping will be done, and it’s not even December! Yay!

Oh I forgot! I got all the girls on my list something, but since that includes Amanda and she uses this site, I can’t say what it is.

So the dvd for my sister-in-law came on Monday, but my friend Amanda’s gifts, now collections etc screwed up so I don’t think I’m getting her that stuff so I have to find something else :(.
Other than that I haven’t really done any shopping for Christmas.

Ok here’s the updated list of who and what I’ve done for my christmas shopping

Mom – I got her a cd, an angel pin, and we’re still working on that computer. We’re looking around to see what the best prices are and what she needs.

Dad – I got him two stickers for his truck, but I think I’m going to get him a gift card for somewhere I know he’ll go

My grandpa – I’m going to get him a shirt, but I haven’t gotten it yet

My Aunt Betty Jean – I’m planning on ordering her an angel from Partylite, once I have my second party

Grandma – I’m planning on ordering her an angel from Partylite, once I have my second party, but I already got her an angel pin

My brother Brian – I got him the nintendo wii, a strategy guide, a family guy robe, a family guy uno card set, and a family guy t-shirt.

My brother Jack – I got him the Taylor Swift cd, a Travis Hafner T-shirt, another Indians T-shirt, and just a regular plain black t-shirt

My sister-in-law Leticia – She wanted the dvd Anatasia, so I ordered it for her online, but I plan on getting her something else.

Amanda – I have all of her gifts, but I cannot say what they are due to the fact that she uses this site.

Bobby – I bought him a Travis Hafner t-shirt, a travis hafner and grady sizemore poster, and a box of creme caramel tealight candles from partylite.

Tony – $15 gift card for Itunes

Shaun – nothing yet, I don’t even know if we will give each other anything

Jessica – 4 pairs of socks and a pair of pajama pants.

Dale – nothing yet because I have no clue, maybe some magic cards…

Chris – he’s a weird one, so maybe just a gift card

Joe – we decided we weren’t going to do anything, which is fine by me

Danny – who knows if we are going to even exchange gifts this year

Lauren – a few little items like lotion and bars of scented soaps, I have no idea what else to get her.

Other Jessica – I just found out she likes bath and body works, so maybe a gift card for there

Jimmy – I’m going to get him a gift card for Best Buy

Michelle – No idea what she wants yet

Laura – No idea what she wants yet

Bessie – No idea what she wants yet

Emily – Maybe something with Travis Hafner on it

Vicki – $15 gift card for Itunes

I got my brother a Nintendo Wii, a strategy guide to go with it, and the latest season of Family Guy on Dvd yesterday at work. I had already gotten him a bath robe with family guy characters on it and family guy uno cards.
I got my friend Jessica two pairs of socks with skulls on it to match the pajama pants I got her a few weeks ago at big lots.

I have gotten my brother brian two things, my friend amanda one thing, my mom one thing, my grandmother one thing, and my friend jessica one thing. I was going to give my friend bobby this one candle thing, but my mom liked it a lot so I kept it for us. Oh and I got my dad some stuff.

These are the people I have to buy for

my mom
my dad
my grandma
my grandpa
my aunt betty jean
my brother brian
my brother jack
my sister-in-law leticia
my friend amanda
my friend bobby
my friend jimmy
my friend tony
my friend shaun
my friend jessica
my friend dale
my friend chris
my friend joe
my friend emily
my friend danny (maybe, I don’t know how this is going at the moment)
my friend lauren
my other friend jessica
my co-worker michelle
my co-worker laura
my boss bessie
my co-worker vicki

i probably left people out and as time goes on at work i might make more close friends so yeh…

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
Merry Christmas!!

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve
the States of Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina,
Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, and Missouri on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was
renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the
new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so
keep that in mind.

However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your
local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus.

His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of
delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few
differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba
Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
“These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.”

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an
RC cola and pork skins (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t
smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff, so please have an empty spit can
handy.

3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs
instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my
reindeer one time, and Blitzen’s head now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen…” when
Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, “On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on
Elliott and Petty.”

5. “Ho, Ho, Ho” has been replaced by “Yee Haw” And you also are likely to
hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I hear’d dat.”

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a
Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back Off.”

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and
“It’s a Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area.
Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit
IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars
crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the
wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents
under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus>