fake an origami

Even when I cheated he ain’t lookin right.

But here’s my badger, I called him Norris.

oooooh…erm….i seemed to have produced a small paper crane

goal complete!

okay, okay, so i actually copied off of that picture at the top and i went and found a site only it seemed to be way too comfusing for me… So I added some glue here, a cut there, and snip snip, wahlah! es completo! bows

I didn’t want to be a SQUARE.
But it caused his ego to inCREASE tenFOLD.

Sometimes you just have to tear the paper. Maybe use a little glue. We can’t all be origami experts. Purists can suck it up.

so I googled ‘origami sutra’

(god bless the internet you couldn’t make this stuff up)

and found erotic origami, there was also a link to the site about kokigami

www.kokigami.com

looks like fun, but i dont have the erm, equipment

...but I actually completed this goal. Last weekend we went down to San Diego for our niece’s wedding shower/partay/BBQ. When we arrived (at 3:00 a.m. Saturday), one of the other nieces was busy making party decorations—origami cranes.

Ha! The perfect opportunity! I took a piece of paper off of a legal pad, made a couple of random folds, panted a few times, let out a little yelp, et voila!

All I need is some paper and some dotted lines.

And oh yeah, some water.

For the wet spot.