have sex on a plane

let me clarify: not on a FLIGHT, on a PLANE. like, on the wing or by the tail. anyone can sneak into the bathroom (catch a smaller plane where the toilets are in the back on a long flight so the back row falls asleep. no one will notice. plus if you can recommend your own seats, BE the back row, then you won’t even hafta get up. cha-ching!) but sneaking out onto a runway and having to get up ON a plane to do the nasty, risking the potential embarassment of getting caught by an entire airport full of people, not to mention federal charges!? only a super hero could do that! hi. i’m bruce wayne.

....but how do u not get noticed???

We have all done that, but i think it would be really a turn on to do it in the cockpit! Just something i want to try! hahahah