write an original joke that people will laugh at

As a kid, I read about 8 jokes a day for 6 years in the newspapers. As I I was in my teens it was Reader’s Digest. Now it’s several daily jokes by e-mail.

Out of a total of maybe (8×365x6)(30×12x3)(4×365x10)=32768 jokes, I can only remember one.

And I still can’t write my own joke.