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Achieve World Domination


 

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Untitled 3 years ago

I am Jack Bauer. I will own you all. Years of kicking ass in the name of CTU and the American people leave me totally capable of world domination. Not only can I go 24 hours without taking a dump, eating, or consuming any liquids, but I can store a mass amount of technology inside my brain. I know 100,000,000 times more than you, and I can kill you with ease.

The world will be mine! You will all worship me! I AM JACK BAUER! EAT MY GUN!



in training 3 years ago

I’m in training for world domination at present which involves trying to bend to my will feeble plants and small furry animals…..maybe I should try something a little easier – hamsters bite!




 

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