Collect 100 random quotes from everyday life conversations

Ah sure why not do it because Danny thinks Fiona is stuck up like!

It’s a match made in heaven. Caroline and Lorraine go together like Salmon and crisps

“Bird masturbation is not disgusting!” -Me.

“I’m not going to wear pajamas to your baptism!” -Me.

I’m on my …puberty….

Checkin’ you out like a chicken baguette!

HE’S TOO ASIAN TO BE A POPO!

C:So it turns out the life size clown was a human paedophile!
L:How can you not notice how different a toy is to a human. Like even if it were a toy I’d go up and poke him!

M:Maybe I should keep my mouth shut?
R:Yes you should
L:erm… your not supposed to tell me that. Your supposed so say ‘noooo not at all’ but then in your head be thinking ‘stfu bitch. keep your trap shut!’

pokes YISSER EYES ARE GORGEOUS!