List Impossible Goals I've Spotted on 43 Things

- make love in a whisky bottle

- catch a ghost in a bottle

- find a genie in a bottle that gives 43 wishes

- save a man thats hidden in every bottle by drinking it up

- have your stomach burst open while you are trying to urinate into a little cardboard bottle (preferably in redditch)

- dip a toe in some toxic waste and have a mutant toe

- grow an extra toe

- I tried the spell. I`m suppose to get my tail in like two weeks. The side effects that I have had are toe aches,stomache pains,extremely itchy legs,headaches,urge to drink water,dizzyness and the urge to always wanna sing. Is this normal?

- sail the nina with christopher columbus turn against him chuck him off the boat discover the new world and call it emilyland

- sail with captain jack sparrow on the black pearl

- sail the 9th voyage of sindbad

- sail the seas of cheese

- marry edward cullen

- let this place of dirty twilight kick the shit out of me

- starr in the upcoming twilight movie as bella

- bring edward cullen from twilight to life

- find out exactly where the twilight zone is

this makes me laugh :)

put a bad voodoo spell on the person who scratched my new car

I’m sure of it.

be able to communicate intelligently in French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Arabic, Hindustani, Bengali, Irish, American Sign Language, Turkish, Polish, Dutch, Swahili, Korean and Latin

Found here

wow

I was sure pig farming of humans was illegal! :)

I don’t know if this person’s goals are exactly impossible but it’s amusing all the same.

This person has a few impossible goals such as ‘be a lesbian’, not impossible in itself, but impossisble in the fact that he is a man.

Hack into the 43things’ server and give myself the ability to “cheer” my own goals and comments…since no one else on here seems to care about me

at least i hope it’s impossible

^{never know what people can hack into these days}