Get Brian the help he needs

Since Brian says he’s gotten the help he needed and since everyone else on the team has marked it complete, I guess I’ll go ahead and mark it complete too.

I have to admit that I miss Brian and my cheer wars, as well as the insights into his life that I was gaining back when he was more of a presence here.

I hope he’s doing well. I miss him.

I am all better now.

Just remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… unless you need penicillin for it.

how can I help?

I’ve set up a “Help Brian” hot line. 1-900-hel-pbri
I’m always here you bro, except for the occasional stints I do in the lighthouse for the insane where I put small plastic things together, but don’t worry too much because the guys in the cookie wagon, wearing white suits haven’t shown up for a long time so I guess I’m doing better and that’s what the voices inside my head are telling me anyway and I want to believe them because I like those voices they are so nice and polite. Did you know that the guys in the cookie wagon give you a free lolly if you get in the van without being caught in a net?

I’ve heard that certain of the more vigorous forms of hydrotheraphy have been shown to work on similarly afflicted personalities.

Needs a great deal of help!