commit at least one absurd act a day

She looks at me with a look of disdain.

I never realized how absurd my life is. My goal should be to have one day when I do NOT commit at least one absurd act. I am surrounded by insane people, which leads to . . . this.

I attended the marriage of Xena and Legolas, and I have the picture to prove it. It was a tropical wedding.

Yodeled on the toilet today. The urge just struck me. I can’t explain it.

Oh. My. God. I hope the neighbors did not see me, because I was in my office and the curtain was open. Superfurball and Change Agent, if you see this I want you to do this with me, so grab your hairbrush and get ready to sing and put on a show. You will not be sorry! All you have to do is play this video (you’ll love it, trust me) and dance exactly like the singer, our beloved charming man. He’s easy to follow, and the moves are great! My favorite part was shaking my finger at the (imaginary) camera. Although the butt twitching and gyrations are fabulous too. Don’t forget to flick your tongue obscenely.

I’m quite impressed by the other 43Ters doing this goal and I thought I should join in. Sometimes I feel that my entire life has been absurd and hey, sometimes a person either has to laugh or cry and I choose to laugh.

Today I waged a war with gravity and then I rested on top of a huge, rainbow-striped, inflatable flower while short people raced manic circles around me.

And if you simply must satisfy your curiosity, link to here to solve the mystery.

Chased a squirrel across the front yard, cursed him up one side of the tree and down the other, and threatened him with the cordless phone I had in hand. Little bastard decapitated my new Gerbera daisies and scattered their broken heads and bruised petals all around. Now I have Gerbera stalks.