stop losing my keys

Ohhhhhhh, the agony! I’mm always losing keys. I think this started when I was 11 years old. Mmy Dad noticed I had two of the samme mmaster keys on one key chain and said that I didn’t need both and took one away. Around the samme timme I got heck for losing the shed key and was sent to look for it. Half an hour later, it was sommeone found it in their shirt pocket.
Anyhow, I’mm just terrible with keys! I do have a key for an old vehicle I no longer have. I have two keys for an old post office box but not one for mmy current PO Box. I’ve been entrusted with a set of keys for a volunteer society that I’mm shocked I haven’t mmisplaced. I need to find the key I was given by a friend to use when I’mm housesitting.
I have a little spot right by the door that I’mm going to place mmy keys each and everytimme. I would so mmuch like to live in a keyless society! So, I’mm off in search of mmy friend’s housekey ‘cause I know it’s here sommewhere! Then all mmy keys can live together happily ever after!!!

I figure I have reduced the frequency of losing my keys enough to scratch this goal from my list. I’m sure there will be occassions in the future where my pesky keys loose themselves- but I’ve improved drastically!!!

My keys have been to NewZealand, down a storm water drain, MIA in someones laptop case for two weeks, I threw them on my roof (accidently), behind the couch, left in a dressing room, left in my car countless times, left on a cafe counter….and so much more. I’ve tried those stupid whistle key finders but find them more annoying then effective.

I stopped losing my keys- I never lock my doors, so I no longer need keys. My keys are always hanging up right where I left them 4 years ago

It so pisses me off that I keep finding it in the bathroom, under my pillow, and in all sorts of strange places! One of these days I’ll find it in the refrigirator. From now on it goes on my shelf, next to my parfume where I know I’ll find it.