Tap a gerbil with a pencil until it gives me 3 wishes

i tapped my friend’s rabbit with a little carrot stick for a while. that is the closest i’ve been, so i am afraid to say that i have to give up on this ‘thing’. bugger. 3 wishes would have been really cool. 5 years ago

This would probably be the most awesome thing you could do and well worth it! Then you could wish for stuff like all the money in the world, or lightening to strike your uncle, or chest hair, or whatever. I have been doing this for two hours now and nothing is happening. Since gerbils can’t talk, I stop after every tapping (5 taps) and make a wish to see if it happens. It is getting harder because the gerbil is getting mad and trying to run around and hide and lashing out. I sure hope this is not a waste of time. I don’t see how it could be if it comes true. 5 years ago