create silly things

i think this is a really fun thing to do

i dont understand…. thanks

sometime between the hours of midnight and 5am the heavens opened and the world was born again under a blanket of cold, horrible, oppressive snow.

thought i liked snow for a second, didn’t you? well, i don’t. i saw a man driving a snow plow across old campus, clearing the paths for any ambitious friday-morning yalies, and all i could think was, “at least he’s probably getting overtime. but it still sucks.”

i know for sure that i will venture outside only once. well, i hope… i will go outside to turn in my twice-late paper and to obtain food for my rapidly declining body. i must nourish myself in order to face the next few days during which i will attempt to write 35 more pages. goody!

let me repeat: i hate snow. and papers. (update on paper status: was due wed. it’s now friday. i have 12 pages written for a 10 page paper and i haven’t really begun talking about the second book yet.)

ALSO!! MY SILLY!!!The Fall, short story by sunny.

as a professional creator-of-silly-things, i am entitled to say that the world would be a happier place if everyone spent more time creating silly things.

I ALREADY CREATE SILLY THINGS THIS IS WHY I DON’T GET MY WORK DONE…

I EMAIL MY ROOMMATE, MY ROOMMATE, TO CALL HIM A “turd” THIS IS WAY TOO OFF BEAT AND RANDOM, I REALLY MAKE WEIRD STUFF.

THINGS DO MAKE ME RANDOM, LIKE MY DEER AND RABBITS, (THREE DEER AND 2 RABBITS, I THINK, I WAS ON MY NISSAN [CONVERTED TO A 6 WHEEL LAWNMOWER WITH THE DRIVER SEAT 18-20 FEET INTO THE AIR] AND WITH STEERING CONTROLLED BY THE MIDDLE SET OF WHEELS, WHEN I SAW THE ANIMALS, THIS REALLY CONFUSED ME)... NICK TOO… NICK IS POOP ALSO, but he knows that!

its really silly