I am a fucking monster
2 years ago
A fuck monster.
At my age, this is encouraging.
People doing this are also doing these things:
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go hiking - voluntarily
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open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning
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Fill a suitcase with candy and toys and go on various interviews, during which I will take out the toys and play or slowly unwrap candy and place it on the desk while staring intently at my interviewer
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Untitled
4 years ago
Not entirely sure if I want to do this in a Missy Eliott stylie, or perhaps carry a small unusual looking person around, mabe both
Why I Want To Get My Freak On
4 years ago
My goal is to finally, this year, get my freak on. I think getting one’s freak on is important for one’s mental and physical health.
Note that I am not suggesting one should get one’s freak on without proper protection, in whatever form one chooses to take it. Depending on how this goes, I may also choose to shake my groove thang.
However, yes, it is indeed time that I get my freak on.
