Help people waste time more effectively

no, not really.

ok, this is how it works. Get a picture of yourself (or whoever) looking straight into the camera. Upload it to this site. Follow directions.

Then see yourself with different DNA. (examples: black, white, east asian, old, young, etc.)

Shun the unbelievers! Shuuuuuunnn!!!!

This one still gives me the giggles.

Slightly more challenging.

I mastered this sucker in diapars, ya’ll. Not that that’s saying much. I do find it amusing that the big “games” that we played as kids are now boring, flash amusements found on the nets.

c’est la vie.

The cows are plotting to take over the world. Doubt me? Well thanks to some really bored farmers, now we can spy on the cows and record their evil plots! Quick, alert the president!

Someone got the crazy idea to strap some video cameras to their cows and live transmit the footage over the internets.

There’s lots of grass and other cows and some more grass and sometimes a naked rollerblading marmoset and some more grass and water and grass…

::mesmerized stare::

Ye olde stick figure has been trapped in a dungeon by evil ninja pirate skeletons! The only way to save Stick’s life is to click on the flashy things!

Be fast, maytee, or die he will. ::nods::

Type in your words, and your lyrics shall be sung. In a rather new and maladroit way.

Ta Da!

The first time I read this, I laughed so hard I made a poofie.

Oh noes! The baby giraffe has had it’s front legs broken by a speeding cheetah and now it can’t reach it’s mother’s teats!

Fortunately, a busty Swedish milkmaid, Brunhilda, is passing by and can help nurse the unsteady giraffe back to health.

Warning, beware of flying monkey’s in UFOs!