do a freaking cartwheel

Lol so because I suck at life . . . I have never successfully done a complete cartwheel that I can remember. Despite the fact that I hate cheerleading and was “too tall” for gymnastics growing up, I was a “cheerleader” for the basketball team at a summer camp I attended one year. I use the term loosely because it was very unofficial and I don’t even think we had to try out. I remember one night I went home during that summer and tried all freaking evening to do a cartwheel in my front yard because we needed to for some cheer, and still couldn’t get it all the way. So . . . while this has no pertinance to my life anymore, I would be thrilled if at some point I can finally do a cartwheel so I don’t feel retarded anymore.