40. 826N Volunteer Application asked for a robot haiku. Seriously. — 1 month ago
Shiny metal friend,
can your cold heart learn to love?
Reprogram. And hope.
write 100 silly haiku
Entries
39. Uninspired cheating. — 1 month ago
Lettuce, tomato,
cucumbers and celery,
carrots and your mom.
38. An observation. — 2 months ago
Such fat squirrels here.
Spoiled, eating from my hand.
Simply wonderful.
37. Endangered animal avatar week. — 4 months ago
Cute pygmy-possum,
you may climb on my finger.
I’ll feed you berries.
36. Revamped Engrish. — 4 months ago
Do not disturb stream—
when they comes and then they goes,
so many they do.
35. This haiku is about elephants for no reason. — 6 months ago
Rainbow elephants,
Purple and blue, green and pink,
would be nice to see.
34. PSH — 7 months ago
We must drink less bear.
The growling and the clawing
are not delicious.
30-33: Halloween Zombie Saga — 8 months ago
Coming from the fog,
shambling towards me and groaning—
Zombies want my brains.
This cannot be good.
Where did I put my chainsaw?
A crowbar might do.
Could not find either.
So now I look quite silly,
fighting with a spoon.
The spoon does no good,
They surround me and I fear…
BraaAAAAaaaaaIIIIIns.
29. One of those days: The happy ending — 9 months ago
Foot all better now
Except when I go on walks—
Ha, no exercise!
Is it going to be one of those days, then? — 9 months ago
26.
Another nosebleed
in the shower to scare me.
Like Psycho, I swear.
27.
Contact, where are you?
I can’t see you with one eye.
Don’t go down the drain.
28.
Procrastination
means no clean and ironed shirts
for me this morning.
