have a secret crush

What it lacks in satisfaction, it makes up for in sheer excitement. Are stomach butterflies superior to committed kisses? This is a question no one can answer for certain.

I had a crush on a guy for a year without telling him. He had a girlfriend anyway. It would have been much better if I’d just asked someone out who was single and interested in me!

Completed…Wholed…:o)

Today, I have found not one but TWO hot men to quietly gush over in moments of whateverness! mwah to Adam Brody and Brent Rollins…

sigh

Why these two, right?

Adam- Because I have a thing for cute nerds. He has this vibe that lends me to believe that he might really be a fun yet laid-back personality. A genuine sweetheart:o)

Brent- Because he’s a triple threat! Articulte/insightful, uber talented, and VERY easy on the eyes:o) While such a deadly combo would lead me to believe there could be underlining tones of arrogance and asinine conceit, a girl can dream can’t she?

My quest for unattainable/inaccessible men has been successful:o)

What’s going on!? I used to ALWAYS have a secret crush! This drought is damn near unbearable at times. What gives??? I can’t even find a celebrity to choke on my food over. Tragic.