kiss a man with a beard

I’ve got a sweet beard going.YESSSSSSSS. Baby come on.
No ‘stache though.
I’ve got my feet on the desk already with my legs open.
Just under the chin and the sideburns.
Please.
Its just not the same online. Just wait until you come over.
How long is it?
Not too long. I can pull on it. More Che, less Grizzly.BABE!!!! I want to see!
What? No. Just wait. Besides…I’ve been thinking about shaving…NO NO NO!
Its so hot out.NO NO!
Well, I’ve got to cut my hair at least. Because its hot out.HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY LIST?
What? What list?NOTHING.
I don’t read lists. I don’t even know how to read.HAVE YOU?
Matter of fact, I’m anti-reading. What list?
Nothing!
I will if you want me to. Where is it?
Nothing.
I’m gonna read the hell out of it. I’m gonna read it hard and fast.

trashyheartcore: I haven’t shaved in a bit just for you.