become immortalized as a flavor of ice cream

Meh, maybe not. It’s silly.

I would taste like determination. Have you ever tasted determination? Y’know, like when you want to do something so badly you can taste it? That weird numbing taste in your mouth when you know you won’t stop until it’s done, when you ball up your fists, bite your lip, and give it hell? That’s what I would taste like. Determination Flavored Ice Cream. It could be called The Determinator or Determination Station or Determinally Ill.

People would eat my cream and say “I know what that guy’s feeling!” or “Damn! I’m Determined as hell! Nothing can stop me now!” Then they’d bait the cops and say “I’ve got a whole tub of ice cream here that say you ain’t got enough bullets in that gun to take down my hungry ass! I’m far too determined!”

It could change the course of human history. Girls would eat my ice cream when they have a girl cry-fest, and then furrow their brow, clench their jaw, and kick some ass. Yeah! Stuff would get done, and there’d be no more bemoaning of fate, no more complaining, no more pansies.

best “thing” ever.

This is the hardest one i have, but f i could i would deffentally, and vanilla all the way1 Oh! Yeah.

One of the things that has been severly lacking in my life is a Ben and Jerry’s Sorbet. I mean every week when I would go to the local grocery store to purchase groceries that would make me look impressive to the hot red-headed baggage handler (fruits, vegies, rice, veggie burgers, gross of condoms, etc), I would be able to buy Haagen Daaz sorbet when it was on sale but then when Ben & Jerry’s was on sale there would be NO SORBET !!! Arghhh.

And I would try not to let the girl bagging my groceries see the look of angst as she would pack the groceries without any sorbet, but it would still get noticed and I’m pretty sure she was taking it personally, like I was unhappy with her grocery bagging. Which I wasn’t, because she does it with the perfect flare and heft. So basically my life was a sad and depressing mess of sorbet lacking confusion.

Then last night I went to the ice cream isle, noticed the Haagen Daaz was not on sale but the B & Jerry’s was and as I marosely glanced upon my options a vision of glory caught my eyes. YES, there was a BURIED TREASURE BlACBERRY, CHUNKY BLUEBERRY & LEMON SORBET flavor. I zipped through the line and I’m pretty sure the baggage girl now suspects I’m hopped up on mass amounts of ecstasy but I’m also pretty sure she took extra care when she put the sorbet in the bag. She so understands me.

I JUST ate it. All in one sitting. It is glorious.

Life is good !!!!

Oh and Ben and Jerry, if yer reading, there is your next flavor “Aaron’s Life Is Good” Kiwi Lime Sorbet.

My new ice cream exploration has been Raspberry Sorbet and Black Raspberry Avalanche. Since the avalanche includes chocolate chunks with vanilla ice cream and black raspberry ice cream, I believe the combination of the two should be called Red & Black Raspberry Firestorm.

Now the question arises, why am I experimenting with all of these ice cream flavors and documenting it here. Well when I was at my High School Grad night and wrote down in a time capsule what my future would hold, one part of my pridicted future was eventually retiring to Jamaica to open a beachside cafe that served only ice cream and dishes made with kiwi. So, I am trying possible combinations for when I do open said cafe.

Recipe ideas are welcome. Especially any involving kiwi.

I was in the Noe Valley of San Francisco and I stopped at a luvly gellato shop and tried a lemon scoop with a scoop of blueberry and it was absolutly fabulous with a smashing kick to it.

How about Bluemon Berry as a gellato flavor? Although I still like peppermint ice cream with raspberry sorbet. That would be called Pepperberry Sorbet Cream.

Alright, my peeps, I need you people to try some of these flavors and get back to me with a review and vote.

Ok. I have been called cute before. Even handsome. Never yummy (at least to my knowledge). In fact I had not even heard the use of the word in this fashion until this site. Anyway, I figure if I have an Ice Cream flavor named after me I have a much better chance of achieving the yummy goal. And no I am not going to post the “yummy” goal, cause it does not count if somebody on this site says it to me and I am not going to go fishing for compliments. It just has to happen. How about a peppermint and raspberry sorbet mix. Tried it the other day and it was . . . you guessed it.