drive a truck with great big testicles

This will never happen now. My driver’s license got expired. Now they want $18 for me to get another one.

My neighbor has a pick-up truck with big testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. It’s so awesome and it looks like an animal or a person with great big testicles. It would be so cool to drive that truck around and you could pretend like it was a buffalo or a bear or any animal with big testicles. If I had some money left over I would get some seat covers made of fur and paint that truck to look like a animal. It would be the coolest truck alive! I would not have a “Real Men Love Jesus” sticker on it like the neighbor because that seems disrespectful, but maybe one that says “Apostles Rock” or “God Is My Co-Pilot.” I think God would love that truck and even want to drive it! That would be the COOLEST THING EVER for God to drive your truck!!